His Girlfriend Said "It's Me Or The Dog", So He Chose To Stay With His Dog

Andrea A.
11/5/2016

Last June, a young woman asked her boyfriend to get rid of his beloved dog, Molly.Well, that wasn't a very good idea.The couple fromRoanoke, North Carolina, had been dating for four years and wanted to move in together. But the young manclearly didn't realise justhow much his girlfriend didn't like his pet Beagle, Molly...Hisgirlfriend refused to live with Molly the dog and gave her boyfriendan ultimatum: "It's me or the dog."The choice was clearly not a hard one to make for the young man. And he decided to make it public.He wrote a hilariously sarcastic advert onCraiglistputting his "dog" up for adoption. You won't be surprised to hear it went viral.

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It goes a bit like this:

My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly, so I have to re-home her.

It then makes sense to describe the attributes of his "pet":

She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she's a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done.

Hang on now... Who's he describing?He added, "Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you're down."And then getting to the heart of the matter, he proclaims:So... Anyone interested in my 30 year old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her!

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Looking at Molly's adorable face, we're not surprised he chose his best friend over his "wicked" girlfriend!"Molly and I are looking for a new home," he finished.