27 Reasons Why You Should Never Adopt A Golden Retriever

18/12/2015

You don't seriously think that Golden Retriever's are cute, do you? Good, we didn't think so. But just in case you had forgotten, we've got 27 photos to prove just how terrible this breed are.

1. From day one, they are out to get you.

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Source: @Buzzfeed

2. They gather in gangs, ready to pounce.

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3. And they eat everything in their path

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4. And find the best hiding places.

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5. They're particularly dangerous around kids.

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6. And they hate all other animals.

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7. They wouldn't dream of hanging out with fellow Golden Retriever's.

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8. Don't get us started on Retriever's and cats...

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9. They have absolutely no patience with them.

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10. They don't get on with humans at all.

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Source: @wltx

11. They'd never understand you.

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12. Your slippers will never last if you've got one of these around your home.

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13. So don't expect them to play with you.

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Source: @GoldenRetriever

14. Or entertain you in the slightest.

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Source: @Reddit

15. Hyperactive, these rascals can never relax.

 

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Source: @DamienDehon

16. They'd choose a muddy puddle over you every day of the week.

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17. They can never enjoy life. You'll never see a happy one.

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18. Every time you try and suggest a fun activity, they bare their fangs.

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19. And they can't go travelling with you because they hate cars.

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Source: @DamienDehon

20. Golden Retriever's make for the worst service dogs.

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21. They're not intelligent at all, so you'd never be able to train them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW_N-dujGXw

22. They are clearly the least caring of all the breeds.

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Source: @GoldenRetrieverForum

23. They could certainly never look after their own little ones.

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Source: @Golden-Retriever

24. You could never sit on the sofa with them and cuddle.

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Source: @YesDogs

25. And they hate playing with tennis balls, so don't bother.

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Source: @ABC

26. And remember: they're so not cute in their old age.

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Source: @MSchwartzPhoto

27. So it's probably best you never adopt one of these furry things... And definitely not two!

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Featured image: @MartinBeebee

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