20 Reasons Why You Should Never Adopt A Chihuahua

4/12/2015

At Holidog, we love all animals, every shape and size. But when it comes to some breeds of dogs, we feel it is our responsibilty to warn our loyal readers of the most terrifying breeds around.And the one we are focussing on this week is the Chihuahua. Even saying their dreaded name makes us quake in our boots. Though small, they are mighty. It is shocking how many people seem to carry these little devils around, we simply cannot understand it. They are truly vile creatures.Here's proof in18 photos:

1. From day 1, they are intent on making your life a misery.

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Source: @PetsWorld

2. Don't think you can pick one of these up in your hand, they'll attack!

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Source: @ILoveChihuahuas

3. They hide in the most unexpected places, ready to pounce at any moment.

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Source: @ILoveChihuahuas

4. And pretend to love playing with all their toys, but it's just a ruse.

Source: @DarkHorseAdaptations

5. They absolutely hate hanging out with fellow chihuahuas.

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Source: @ChihuahuasAreAwesome

6. And obviously cats are their sworn enemies.

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Source: @ImgFave

7. They'd never dream of playing with one.

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Source: @Flickr

8. That's definitely not a baby monkey hugging a Chihuahua puppy...

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Source: @Care2

9. They are appalled by the slightest touch from a human.

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Source: @ILoveChihuahuas

10. So they'd never reach out for a cuddle from their human.

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Source: @ILoveChihuahuas

11. They are particularly dangerous around babies.

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Source: @nd6805

12. And they're never up for an adventure with you.

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Source: @ILoveChihuahuas

13. Chihuahuas are also incapable of relaxing.

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Source: @LovableChihuahua

14. And they hate being made to dress up warm in the cold, winter months.

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Source: @ILoveChihuahuas

15. Their deadliest form of attack is ear-licking.

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Source: @YouTube

16. They could never make you laugh.

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Source: @lexi_the_merle_chihuahua

17. Or melt your heart by doing something 'cute'.

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Source: @ILoveMyChihuahua

18.  They are the greediest dog breed ever to exist.

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Source: @YouTube

19. Chihuahuas have no variety, they all look the same.

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Source: @ILoveMyChihuahua

20. So now you can see why they are clearly the least adorable breed to ever exist!

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Source: @ILoveMyChihuahua

You have been warned.

Featured image: @ILoveMyChihuahua

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