20 Reasons To Never Adopt A Doberman Pinscher

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There are so, so many reason that Doberman Pinchers are the worst breed EVER, it’s going to be tough to fit them all in here but we’ll give it a go! Make sure to comment us with pictures of your Dobie and why they’re the worst!

1.  For starters, puppy Doberman's are so not cute... at all!

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2. If you're not careful, they'll eat your feet!

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3. They will devour all innocent teddies in sight…and you’re next on the menu!

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4. They're never up for a bit of fun.

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5. Watch out: they’ve been known to kidnap unattended children!!

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6. And they're horrible to fellow Doberman's!

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7. They'll steal all your things - including your piggy bank!

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8. What’s to like about these guys at all? They aren’t even photogenic!

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9. And you'll never find them very amusing...

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10. They never get into the holiday spirit either.

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11. And they definitely don't get on with any other species.

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12. When you want a high five, they'll just leave you hanging... 

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13. You'll never get any post through the door!

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14. They could never dress for a smart occasion.

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15. And they could never do something 'cute'!

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16. Don't think you can get them into bed with you for a cuddle.

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17. They'll want to stay as far away as possible from you.

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18. Worst of all, Doberman's are notorious food stealers.

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19. You'll never have any privacy when one of them's around...

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20. Doberman's just don't really enjoy life in general. It's pretty clear, right?

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