16 Reasons Why You Should Never Adopt A Labrador

Some people believe that Labradors are among the most loved, beautiful, likeable, playful, intelligent, protective, happiest and friendliest dogs in the world. How devastatingly wrong they are. They are like big, grizzly bears. They are fearful swimmers (legend has it that they are a cross between a Newfoundland and an otter) and they show not a semblance of empathy.Never trust a Labrador, they are not your friends.There are a worrying number of Labrador lovers out there and so we are here to warn you before it’s too late...Here are 16 reasons why you should NEVER adopt a Labrador. Ever.

1. Labradors have one sole purpose in life: to say NO to anything you suggest.

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2. They never offer support during rough times.

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3. They’re not interested in trying to amuse you.

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4. Or even themselves.

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5. They are specialists in masking the art of theft.

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6. They are always extremely impatient.

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7. They refuse to lend an ear.

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8. They are insanely jealous, you can never make any new friends.

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9. Malicious and greedy, they are awful creatures.

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10. They are neither romantic nor sentimental.

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11. They despise new adventures.

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12. And quiet nights in.

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13. They would never dream to celebrate their love for you.

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14.They are a hazard around infants.

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15. Devoid of Christmas cheer.

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16. Overall, they are only interested in playing, and showing off… To win the approval of their hero, you.

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